V\u010dera jsem si v obchod\u011b s potravinami koupil bal\u00ed\u010dek oby\u010dejn\u00fdch klob\u00e1s \u2013 nic slo\u017eit\u00e9ho, jen tolik na rychl\u00e9 ud\u011bl\u00e1n\u00ed p\u00e1r sendvi\u010d\u016f.<\/p>\n
Kdy\u017e jsem p\u0159i\u0161el dom\u016f, u\u0159\u00edzl jsem si kousek, p\u00e1r kousk\u016f sn\u011bdl a zbytek dal do lednice. V\u0161echno se zd\u00e1lo naprosto norm\u00e1ln\u00ed.
\nDruh\u00fd den r\u00e1no jsem se rozhodl ud\u011blat si sn\u00eddani se stejnou klob\u00e1sou. Ale jakmile jsem ji za\u010dal kr\u00e1jet, n\u016f\u017e narazil na ne\u010dekan\u00fd odpor, jako by uvnit\u0159 bylo n\u011bco tvrd\u00e9ho. M\u011bl jsem podez\u0159en\u00ed, \u017ee p\u0159es noc trochu zmrzla. Kdy\u017e jsem se ale pokusil ukrojit dal\u0161\u00ed kus, \u010depel se znovu zastavila. Zaujat\u00fd jsem k n\u00ed p\u0159istoupil a ztuhl. Uvnit\u0159 klob\u00e1sy se zalesklo n\u011bco kovov\u00e9ho.<\/p>\n
Nejd\u0159\u00edv jsem si myslel, \u017ee je to kus kovu nebo plastu. Ale kdy\u017e jsem ho opatrn\u011b vyndal, ud\u011blalo se mi \u0161patn\u011b: byl to USB disk, oby\u010dejn\u00fd disk pokryt\u00fd kousky klob\u00e1sy. U\u017e jen z t\u00e9 my\u0161lenky se mi ud\u011blalo \u0161patn\u011b. Z toho balen\u00ed jsem u\u017e jedl! Jak se mohl USB disk ocitnout uvnit\u0159 uzav\u0159en\u00e9 klob\u00e1sy?<\/p>\n
Znechucen\u00ed vyst\u0159\u00eddala zv\u011bdavost.<\/p>\n
Zapojil jsem USB disk do po\u010d\u00edta\u010de, netu\u0161il jsem, co o\u010dek\u00e1vat, a z toho, co jsem uvid\u011bl, mi nasko\u010dila hus\u00ed k\u016f\u017ee. Byla tam jen jedna slo\u017eka s n\u00e1zvem \u201eOTEV\u0158I M\u011a\u201c. Uvnit\u0159 byla jedin\u00e1 fotka: mu\u017e z\u00edral do fotoapar\u00e1tu a sm\u011bl se.<\/p>\n
Pustil jsem my\u0161 a sed\u011bl jsem tam, z\u00edral na obrazovku a po z\u00e1dech mi p\u0159eb\u011bhl mr\u00e1z. Mo\u017en\u00e1 to byl \u0161patn\u00fd vtip, ale kdo by za\u0161el tak daleko, aby si schoval USB disk do j\u00eddla?<\/p>\n
Te\u010f se tr\u00e1p\u00edm mezi t\u00edm, zda zavolat policii, aby to vy\u0161et\u0159ila, nebo v\u011bc prost\u011b odlo\u017eit stranou a pokusit se na ni zapomenout. Ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b jedna v\u011bc je jist\u00e1: na kupovan\u00e9 klob\u00e1sy se u\u017e nikdy nebudu d\u00edvat stejn\u011b.<\/p>\n
V\u00edce si p\u0159e\u010dt\u011bte na dal\u0161\u00ed stran\u011b.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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